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women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t be with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you
and that’s how son got schooled
Okay warning! This is going to be a super long post; it is almost 3 pages in Microsoft Word and it took me like 3 days haha but don’t let that discourage you!
So under the cut, I have mapped out an entire timeline of the last year (concentrated mostly on Dec 2013-Now) in hopes of figuring out what the hell is going on with Modest/Azoff/the boys/contracts/the future and all that jazz.
I have found some interesting things, and made some big conclusions so….let’s get to it!!!!
When they finished dessert, Louis wrapped his arms around Harry. “I feel like this has been brief,” he said apologetically.
“It’s been perfect,” Harry replied.
“Do you want to go for a walk? We could get another Shirley Temple or a cup of tea somewhere else?”
Looking down at his lap, Harry thought about it. Louis would take him anywhere he wanted to go - at least within New York, the city that never sleeps. Surely Harry could pick just about anything to do.
“I’m ready to go back to the hotel,” he said, those words loaded with meaning.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
School and Tumblr photoset
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Syco = record label, Simon Cowell in charge
Modest = management company, Richard Griffiths & Harry Magee in charge
HJPR = public relations firm, Jonathan Hackford & Simon Jones in charge
I think Syco used to be under the umbrella of Sony, but now they’re with Columbia. So 1D’s current record deal is with Syco/Columbia (in the US).
In each company’s own words:
Syco Music, also known as Syco Records, is a British record label founded by Simon Cowell in 2002. It is a subsidiary of Syco Entertainment. Syco artists have been phenomenally successfull, selling more than 200 million albums and delivering more than 180 No. 1 records worldwide.
Since forming in 2003, HJPR has established itself as the UK’s leading entertainment PR company. Specialising in the music and TV industries, we represent artists ranging from One Direction, Ant & Dec, Little Mix, Fearne Cotton and McBusted, to Dannii Minogue, Daisy Lowe, Nick Grimshaw and DJ Fresh. A day doesn’t go by when one of our clients is not in the news - whether it’s national newspaper coverage or strong presence in online media.
Modest! Management are a London based Artist Management Company, formed in 2003 by Richard Griffiths and Harry Magee. We manage all aspects of our artists’ careers including writing, recording, touring, brand partnerships, merchandise, endorsements, theatre, television and publicity.
This has been your One Direction management fuckery primer. LOL
snape’s done some shit but honestly i think saying this is the worst thing he ever did
Yo guys, I forgot to tell you that while I was in LA I saw a staged “candid” shoot take place at a hotel and it was the most epic thing ever.
Ok, so we were going to this really ritzy hotel bar and as we’re walking in, a black SUV pulls up and lets…